Rhinosaur

Well, Green Thang died happy; (Okay, so the stomach pains made him a little unhappy.) Mrs. Smithsonian lived happily, at another millionaire’s side (human, this time); the Cuban government continued exporting narcotics and shooting people and the US Government was happy, what with all the technology in the spaceship, and the dead alien in their possession…
…well, at least until they found that all the electricals had been fried (power fluctuations while testing by the Cubans), the engines poached by the Government of Cuba (sold to the USSR, another country, for cash- and bullets) , and the empty spaces used to smuggle a record amount of contraband into the USA…